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Post by CPTim on Mar 29, 2007 18:45:09 GMT -5
I just wanted everyone to know that whomever likes bananas is ignorant to all the facts on apples and oranges. LOLOLOL
Let's debate this.
Tim
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Post by johnbear on Mar 29, 2007 21:15:58 GMT -5
Well you see... There is an interesting precedent in the apple & oranges vs. the state of california, in which banana's were in fact ruled to be the superior snack. One must look past the obviously boring shape factor of ::GASP:: 'sphere' and instead look upon the manly crescent shaped banana. Anybody who even thinks that apples and oranges are even fruit are arrogantly blind to the truths of the universe.
Thomas Edison was once quoted as saying... "apples and oranges suck, give me a banana anyday". As well as Einsteins advanced theory of banana relativity made all previous physics equations obsolete, causing world peace, endless food, a cure for all disease, and a tastier all white chicken. Unfortunately a group of conspiring atheist bastards snuck in and stole the formula in a plan to prove there is no god, only banana's.
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Post by CPTim on Mar 29, 2007 21:47:38 GMT -5
Well you see... There is an interesting precedent in the apple & oranges vs. the state of california, in which banana's were in fact ruled to be the superior snack. One must look past the obviously boring shape factor of ::GASP:: 'sphere' and instead look upon the manly crescent shaped banana. Anybody who even thinks that apples and oranges are even fruit are arrogantly blind to the truths of the universe. Thomas Edison was once quoted as saying... "apples and oranges suck, give me a banana anyday". As well as Einsteins advanced theory of banana relativity made all previous physics equations obsolete, causing world peace, endless food, a cure for all disease, and a tastier all white chicken. Unfortunately a group of conspiring atheist bastards snuck in and stole the formula in a plan to prove there is no god, only banana's. Wrong, wrong,wrong... Please make reference to the 2006 Supreme Court ruling of Roe Vs Chiquita. It clearly states that if the banana were such a superior fruit then why are there no songs celebrating the "manly crescent shaped " known as banana. Also the ruling declared that a lame ass banana dressed in mambo attire singing "I'm a chiquita banana and I am here to say" does not contribute to the scientific facts surrounding the correlation of physics and fruit. In other words "Spheres rule, Cresents drool" Furthermore the lyrics of the "Apples and Oranges" song provides a base for nutritional core values and a strong foundation that proves a theory of absolute relativity between the need for a superior being to create a fruit that would bake into a pie and blend forever nicely with ice cream. This shocked the atheist community at its roots and left many to ponder the age old wisdom: ..if there is apple pie, there must be god! Please take note: I like apples and oranges. I like apples and oranges. Apples and oranges are so sweet . Apples and oranges are good to eat. I like apples and oranges. Orange juice is so sweet, Apple sauce is fun to eat, Apple pie with ice cream -- what a tasty treat. I like apples and oranges. I like apples and oranges. Apples and oranges are so sweet . Apples and oranges are good to eat. I like apples and oranges. Orange juice is so sweet, Apple sauce is fun to eat, And apple pie with ice cream -- what a tasty treat. I like apples and oranges. I like apples and oranges. Apples and oranges are so sweet . Apples and oranges are good to eat. I like apples and oranges. Orange juice is so sweet, Apple sauce is fun to eat, Apple pie with ice cream -- oooh, what a tasty treat. I like apples and oranges. I like apples and oranges. applies and oranges apples and oranges (repeat to fade) BANANAS SUCK!!!
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Post by johnbear on Mar 29, 2007 23:02:23 GMT -5
But what good did an apple ever do for society? Made newton realize what gravity was? Newton was a sissy-boy anyway. And oranges, while delicious and contain vitamin C in abundance, remind me of my lunch lady in primary school. And considering the socio-political ramifications the banana had in signing the declaration of independance? Oh wait that was John Hancokk, nevermind.
I concede the point, not only are apples and oranges tastier, they have songs written about them. Who cares about Jack Johnson and his banana pancakes anyway? You have successfully swayed me.
EDIT...wow, John Hancock was killed by the language content filter
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Post by ramadama on Mar 30, 2007 16:24:08 GMT -5
The both of you are BANANAS!!!
I mean that in an adoring way, but still ya'll are LOL
;D
~Kristen~
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Post by Colleen on Mar 4, 2008 17:22:13 GMT -5
mmmm. . . banana pancakes. . . vegan AND tasty! Seriously, had to resurrect this post because it was so d**n funny Tim, what were you on when you started it, lol!
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Post by doug on Mar 5, 2008 7:39:44 GMT -5
OMG, how did I ever miss this thread?
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Post by CPTim on Mar 5, 2008 8:41:53 GMT -5
Hehe......John and I had been in a over zealous debate about atheists (Spurred by Mike) and I want to lighten the mood a bit, because things can get out of hand, so I started this. Although I like bananas, I think I make a pretty good argument for apples and oranges.... I was on no mind altering drugs at the time , this was just a sad attempt to show how ridiculous we were getting.
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Post by tadlock on Mar 5, 2008 9:30:25 GMT -5
Okay, I didnt say anything during the bananas posts...but the best and only fruits even worth smelling, tasting, tiuching, blending, or looking at are: strawberries and blueberries. I did spur that atheist thread, didn't I? d**n NPR.
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Post by ramadama on Mar 5, 2008 12:46:58 GMT -5
GOAT BOY - DO NOT GET HIM STARTED ON THIS AGAIN LOL
You are always the instigator lol
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Post by koontzfan on Mar 5, 2008 15:03:10 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this is just what I needed today!
Oh and BTW screw fruit...asparagus rules, it already has a crown on and everything! Now who's with me!
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Post by tadlock on Mar 5, 2008 19:12:50 GMT -5
I do like tomatoes, considered fruit. Though, they do Taste like Veggies. I often eat tomato and cucumber salad with plenty of spices, vinegar, and oregano. Now I'm hungry.
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Post by Colleen on Mar 12, 2008 16:13:04 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this is just what I needed today! Oh and BTW screw fruit...asparagus rules, it already has a crown on and everything! Now who's with me! Pineapple have fancy headresses- kind of like crowns- and they taste like a million bucks. . . But don't mess with one in a darkened alley- those spikes will get you! I say pineapples have dominion over the fruit and veggie kingdom!
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Post by Cece on Mar 12, 2008 18:14:26 GMT -5
That's why I don't eat Pineapples, they are meant to be honored and revered for their spikiness.
For the record, I'm a Black Raspberry kind of girl. Red Raspberry comes second. There.
--Cece
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Post by bigtallkyle on Mar 13, 2008 0:26:40 GMT -5
Tomatoes are the best fruit ever.
Followed by bananas...yes, screw oranges. Too much d**n work.
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Post by Colleen on Mar 13, 2008 16:56:40 GMT -5
Tomatoes are the best fruit ever. Followed by bananas...yes, screw oranges. Too much d**n work. Oh god, have you seen Eddie Izzard's bit on oranges-vs.-satsumas? Oh it's hilarious!
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Post by Ghost Chick on Apr 8, 2008 20:31:55 GMT -5
Is that a Banana ?? or you just happy to see me .. lol
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